Merry Christmas!!!!

I'm at my aunt tonia's house and I'm bored so they let me use the computer while they play uchre. I would like to wish everyone a merry christmas and a happy birthday to Chris. Christmas morning was awsome. Although my mom did something very sneaky. I wake up and I open my stocking. when I'm done with that I open my first gift. It's a box of coco crispies. I look at it and then say thanks. I open my next gifts and the box says ornaments. So I open it up to see what they look like and it's a cd. So then I catch on and I go back to the cereal box and I find another cd. So she did that with most of my cd's and dvd's. I liked all of my gifts alot!!! My favorite one is this really cool lamp they got a spencer's. It's a floor lamp that has fuzzy pink shades and it wiggles!!!!!!!!! that is sooooo awsome. Well I'm guess I'm gonna go back down stairs.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This Is Awesome

Ok so i was checking out other people's blogs and this one dude named Wee had this cool trick....
COOL MATH TRICK!!

1. Grab a calculator (You won't be able to do this one in your head)
2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the area code)
3. Multiply by 80
4. Add 1
5. Multiply by 250
6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number
7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again
8. Subtract 250
9. Divide number by 2





Do you recognize the answer?

Isn't that cool.It may just be that i'm 13 and find that interesting but who knows.

Luv U

This Is Awesome

Ok so i was checking out other people's blogs and this one dude named Wee had this cool trick....
COOL MATH TRICK!!

1. Grab a calculator (You won't be able to do this one in your head)
2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the area code)
3. Multiply by 80
4. Add 1
5. Multiply by 250
6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number
7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again
8. Subtract 250
9. Divide number by 2





Do you recognize the answer?

Isn't that cool.It may just be that i'm 13 and find that interesting but who knows.

Luv U

New Blog

Hey i was really bored today because we had no school.I was babysitting but both kids were asleep.So I created a new blog.It's not part of blogger it's part of msn.It will mostly be about the same thing but I just want to see how it goes.If you want to check it out the adress is www.spaces.msn.com/members/mbg2005 like I said i just created it because i was bored I will still blog the important stuff on here.
Luv Megan

Nothing New

Your welocome for the postcard aunt adrienne! Well nothing to interesting has been going on.We had a two hour delay today.We have tons of snow.I don't think that we will have school tomorrow.As far as band goes I haven't heard anything about Allstars {last post I called it solo&ensamble but I later found out it was called allstars}.Although yesterday we had a concert.We were doing great and then we came to a song called Geusio Bambeno.That song has a real tough spot for the flutes that they weren't great at but thats a hard instrument.So we get about 10 measures into the song and that part comes up.The flutes messed up but it wasn't really that bad and yet Hawkins cuts us off and tells us to start over!!!!!!!!That was sooooo embarrasing!!!!!
I sent out the cookies to california and for aunt erika if you would like I can send them to you but if you can wait until christmas I can give them to you then.
So as you read in my mom's blog she has put out my christmas presents.She is driving me insane.She says there is a gift I will just go CRAZY for.I can play guess this present but I'm not allowed to touch the gift.UUUUGGGHHHH I'm going INSANE!!!!!!!Plus my mom promised me the Carry Underwood cd.But when I look under the tree I don't see any cd's or movies.She also asked me if i knew what she did to melody.I have know idea and she won't tell me.I'm just going crazy.
Well there's nothing else. luv u all

Band

In band there is a thing called solo ensamble where Hawkins {teacher} gives the whole calss music.Different songs for different instruments.I had 3 songs {along with the 2 other perrcussion players} one on timpani one on snare and one on the marimba.We practiced for about a month and then all of the students had to record it for a judge to listen to.So yesterdy Hawkins went to listen to the trumpet tapes {1. he's a trumpet player 2. he's a judge for trumpet}and all of the judges were listening to the instrument that they played.Today Hawkins came to class and told us who all made it.I WAS ONE OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!!! They had 22 schools try out and out of those 22 they only picked 5 people who play perrcussion.
Hawkins said that the people who were picked wil get a song that they have to practice and around some time in january we will be going to Alpeana to preform with the others.This is all free.Hawkins said it will be like two days.The hotel is free.And the food is free.I'm very happy.Just thought I'd let you all know.
Luv U all

2 hour delay

So I wake up this morning and I'm really tired because I tossed and turned all last night.I check the new for any delays or school closings but there is none.So I drag my butt out of bed and get ready.Then I have about 5 minutes until I have to leave.I rest my head on the computer screen and doze off opening my eye's every once and a while to check the time.So when it's time I go say bye to my dad {who won his football card again yesterday} and I leave for school.Once I'm close to the school but not in eye sight it was really quiet wich is weird because I can usually hear Richie crossing the kids and lots of kid talking.So I turn the corner and nobody's there.Richie's not there no kids are there.So I start walking toward the school thinking I can't be late I left earlier than usual.There was this little girl {1st grade maybe} who was so confused so I told her to wait at the corner and I would go see what was going on.So I'm almost up to the front entrance and this kid says there is a 2 hour delay.So I tell the little girl and she said she lived just down the street at the yellow apartment but she wanted to go by herself so I just watched her from the corner.So I got home and I wasn't tired anymore and I can't fall back asleep.That just makes me so mad.Apparently there was no power out at the high school and they use our busses so we got a two hour delay.Well I have to leave to go back to school.Luv U all Megan P.S. See You Tomorrow Aunt Erika

itty bitty blog

This is going to be a tiny post because i have 1 page of social studies homework and 3 pages of pre-al 2 of wich are fron and back so thats 6 pages all together of homework.but i just wanted to let you guys know West Branch has now seen it's first snowfall.
♥ Megan

Temple Theater and Chuckie Cheeses

School has been fun but i will get to that later I have no school tommorrow but I have to do a cookie booth.They plan for us to walk up and down Houten and sell to the buisnesses {spelling ?}. Last Saturday we had a cookie booth.the weather was perfrect but we probbably sold 50 at most.I still had fun though.Allie was pretending to spit, i told her i knew she would never do it and she said I guess your right next think you know there's a huge thing of spit on my face.Allie continued to appoligize I found it kinda funny.Now I act like i'm going to spit on her.On sunday it was sooooo windy.There was a bird trying to fly in the opposite direction of the wind and the wind pushed it back.Me and allie got a good laugh our of that one.But because of the wind it was very cold.At that cookie booth I got in a fight with Sahra.Anyways so many people felt bad for us that they bought cookies we did much better.And 7-11 gave us free hot chocolate.

About scool last Wednesday {I think it was} we wen to the temple theater in Saginaw.We saw short skits. I will give them ratings not on how much I like the story but how well I think the actors did. they were...The Tell Tale Heart *** 1/2 {very creepy} Legend of Sleepy Hollow ** {the other kids liked it but I liked the movie this was boring} The Monkey's Paw **** {Very Good} The Necklace *** {It was okay} The Celebrated Frog Of Calabar County {Mark Twain} *** {very funny} that was it then we went to chuckie cheeses.The pizza was gross put the games were great.All together I earned 462 tickets of course I was stupid and spent what I had then realized I wanted to play more so I got more tokens so I didn't get anything big but it was still fun.I'm not Cady's friend anymore.I really can't stand her stupid mind games anymore.Well thats about it
Luv U All ♥ Megan

Weezer

Okay so I know you guys should know the name weezer because of Adam.I love weezer and i love their new video "we are all on drugs" well the other day i was listening to the song {i think it was vh1} and I noticed that it sounded funny.So at the end of the song where they tell you the name of the band and song it said "we are all in love" instead of "we are all on drugs" that just made me mad.

School lately has been awsome here is this week:
Monday: No School
Tuesday: Regular Day
Wednesday: We got to skip most of 1st and 4th hour and all of 23 hour to go see a play out at OHHS. It was a great play.
Thursday: We have a half day. we get out at 11:20
Friday: Another half day. we get out at 12:50

Up coming Monday: 2 hour delay

So as you can see school has been so much fun one real day.

The dance was the best dance i've ever been to. Their was only 3 arguments 1 between Me and Cady {were friends now} 1 between Cady, Kendra {who i hate} & Erica {those two were mad at Cady} and there was one between Ayla, Kendra & Erica {who again were mad at Ayla}. But when I was in a fight with Cady someone named Dedriea {who I used to be best friends with USED to being the key word} threatened to beat me up if i got in another argument with Cady. But in between those few fights {3 is great compard to our usual} the dance was AWSOME. The screen was so cool and there was lights and fog!!!!! We need to have that dj more offten. Well thats all.
LUV U ALL!! ♥ Megan
Fr

Report Card

Not much has been happening in my life.Well I got my report card not to long ago here are my grades.....
Language Arts:B+
Pre-Al:A-
Band:A
Scince:A
Social Studies:A
Gym:A

So its not to bad.Today I get to go to a dance.It's gonna be cool because they are going to have a screen to show feed of us dancing and music videos.It's going to be better than the last dance i went to last thursday.That dance was during school and for 8th graders only.Well i was so ready to have a good time but me and my friend Cady got into a fight so it wasn't all that great.today we bacame friends again.I got paid today!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah so now i have money to go to the dance.On Sunday I had a huge blog of jokes but it never downloaded but this website was sooo funny.You can pick the jokes by catagory {I think I spelled that wrong} or rating from G to R or MA. The website is www.funny.com They had lots of funny jokes it was awsome.
Well I don't know wut else to say so LUV U ALL ;}

Jokes Again

I know i've been doing alot of jokes but i keep finding websites with cute ones so here are some more.

A kindergartener was sitting at his desk making funny faces at
anyone that would watch.
The teacher came by and saw what he was doing and said calmly,
"Billy you had better stop doing that, your face might stick
that way."
Billy stared back just as calmly and said in reply, "I guess you
learned the hard way."

A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with
his mother in the doctors office. He inquisitively asked the
lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She answered, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good
baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked, "Then
why did you eat him?"

Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path
of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your
money," he demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this! I'm a
United States Congressman!"
"In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money!"

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down
for the night, Holmes said: "Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what
you see."
Watson said, "I see millions and millions of stars".
Holmes: "And what does that tell you?"
Watson: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies
and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God
is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it
tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell
you?"
Holmes: "Somebody stole our tent."

Dr. Seuss' lost tongue twister

See if you can do this:
Read each line aloud

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dummy cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top
Betcha you can't resist passing it on.....This is Megan I did change dummy it wasn't that so if it sounds funny its cuz it swore.

A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay
containing these four elements:
- religion
- royalty
- sex
- mystery
The prize-winning essay read:
"My God," said the Queen. "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it?"

A blonde lady and a man are in an elevator. The blonde obviously
just ending a hard day of work and says, "T.G.I.F."
The man sort of laughing and says, "S.H.I.T."
The lady frusrated says again, "T.G.I.F."
Again the man says, "S.H.I.T."
The lady turns to the man and says, "How dare you swear in the
presence of a lady! T.G.I.F.; thank god it's friday."
The man turns to her and says, "I wasn't swearing! S.H.I.T.; sorry
honey it's thursday."

What is dumber than the two brunettes who tried to build a house at the
bottom of the ocean?
The two blondes who tried to burn it down.

3 blondes were walking in the forest one day. They saw a set of
tracks and started arguing about what kind of tracks they were.
The first blonde said, "I think they're deer tracks".
The secondblonde said, "I think they're dog tracks".
The third blonde said, "Well, I think they're cow tracks".
They were still arguing when the train hit them.

One day a blonde woman was so fed up with all of the dumb blonde
jokes that she decided to kill herself. She took a rope outside
and found a suitable tree. She threw the rope over a branch and
proceeded to hang herself.
Soon two men came along and asked, "what are you doing?". She
replied, "I'm hanging myself." The two men looked at her and
said, "well usually if your trying to kill yourself you put the
rope around your neck." Then the Blonde said, "Duh, I tried that
but I couldn't breathe."

One day a very fat blonde met a very skinny brunette downtown.
The blonde gave the brunette a long look full of contempt and
said, "Looking at you, I'd think this country is suffering from
starvation."
The brunette just smiled and replied, "Looking at you, I'd think
you're the reason."

Two blondes went shopping one day. They got done shopping and
went out to their brand new, cherry red convertible. They got to
the car and noticed that they had locked their keys in the car.
So they tried to think of a way to get the keys out. After
trying for an hour and a half, one blonde notices that there is
a rainstorm coming and says, "You better hurry up because it is
gonna rain and the top is down!"

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son.
It's time to go to school!"
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"
"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."
"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."
"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the
Principal!"

One day a blonde decides to stand up for herself, and prove that
you can be blonde without being stupid. So she decides to learn
all the states' capitals. After she does that she goes up to a
man, and tells him to pick a state and she will name its
capital.
The man says, "Montana."
The blonde replies, "Capital M."

One day, two guys were on the green at a golf course and a funeral
procession went by. One guy completely stopped right in the middle of his
putt, took off his hat, and put it over his heart. The other guy looked at
him and said, "I never knew you had such respect for the dead."
The man watching the cars pass by said, "Well, it is the least I could do.
We were married for 35 years."

A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head
out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and
said,"Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No..."

Three girls are dead. A brunnette,a red head and a blonde. The brunette
goes up to God. God says, "say on true thing about yourself and you may go
to heaven."So the brunette says" I think....Oh!I have brown hair." up to
heaven she goes. Then the red head goes up to God. And she has to say
something true about herself also. "I think....Oh!I was born in
California." up to heaven she goes. Next is the blonde and she has to say
something true about herself too. So she says, "I think" down to hell
she goes.

Two blondes and a brunette were walking down the beach when a seagull
dumps a load on one of the blondes. The brunette says, "I'll go and get
some toilet paper." When she left, one blonde turns to the other blonde
and says "Boy, is she ever stupid. By the time she gets back, that seagull
will be miles away."

3 blondes are stranded on an island and they are trying to find a way off.
A magician comes along and says he will grant each of them one wish.
The first blond wishes that she was 1,000 times smarter so she gets that
and builds herself a plane and gets off the island. The second blonde
wishes to be 10,000 times smarter so when she is, she builds a boat and
sails off the island. The third one wishes to be a redhead so when she is,
she walks onto the bridge and onto the mainland.

A little boy had a father that was in a fight in a bar. The little boy ran
to get help. He saw a police and he asked the policeman to help quickly
because his father was in a fight. So the policeman went into the bar and
broke up the three men that were fighting. Once everything was calm the
police asked the little boy which one was his father. The little boy
replies, "I don't know. That is what they are fighting about."

A blonde calls the travel agent and asks, "How long does it take to fly to
Bali?" The operator had multiple lines to answer and says, "Just a
minute." And the blonde replies, "Wonderful! Thank you!" This is megan again..It took me a bit but now i get it.

10 Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery

1. "The knee bones connected to the...jaw bone."
2. "You know, testicles are highly overrated."3. "Wait, we were supposed to REMOVE the implants?"
4. "Hey, the pizza boy's here."
5. "This guy used to beat me up in junior high! I'll show him."
6. "Crud, I dropped my contact in there."
7. "Nurse, what does this button do? It does, uh oh."
8. "Don't worry, it probably won't happen to this one too."
9. "Lets cut this, just for fun."
10. "You idiot, that's not anesthetic, that's medicinal
marjuana."

A man sat at a bar, drinking slowly, obviously feeling down in the dumps.
The bartender asked, "What's the matter? Having troubles with your wife?"
The man said, "We had a fight, and she told me she wasn't going to speak
to me for a month."
The bartender said, "Don't take this the wrong way, but shouldn't that
make you happy?"
The man said, "Not if the month is up today!"

A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and
asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk
to me for a couple of minutes?"
"Why?" she asks.
"Because every time I talk to a a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of
nowhere."

There are three woman on a island and land is 300 yards away. A
brunette, a redhead and a blonde. The brunette swims 150 yards
and dies. The redhead swims 200 yards and dies. But the blonde
swims 250 yards and gets tired so she swims back.

A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that she'd like a medium
pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces she'd like to have it cut into:
six or twelve. "Six please," said the blonde, "I can't finish twelve."

This blonde goes to the doctor complaining of headaches.
Noticing she hasn't taken off her headphones at all during the
exam, he suggests they may be the cause of her headaches. He
tells her to take them off. "Oh, no. I just couldn't," she says,
"without them, I'd surely die." "Oh, come now," the doctor says,
"let me help you." And he pulls them off her head. Sure enough,
moments later, she is dead on the floor. Curious, he picks up
the headphones and hears, "Breathe in...breathe out...breathe
in...breathe out..."

Man: I hear that the workers are on strike for shorter hours.
Blonde: Good--I always thought that 60 minutes was too long for
an hour.
Woman: I see you are taking French lessons--why is that?
Blonde: I've adopted a French baby and I want to be able to
understand him as soon as he talk.
Very Proud Mother: My son has been walking ever since he was 7
months old!
Blonde: Wow, really?!
Mother: Yes!
Blonde: Well, he must be awfully tired!!

What do a lightly cooked steak and a smart blonde have in common?
They're both considered rare.

Thats only a few off the 200 pg and g rated jokes i read.I love that website. I didn't put all the jokes they had up there.If you want more or want to read r rated jokes the website if www.funny.com
Luv,Megan

Jokes Part 2

Okay here are some jokes from my Cosmo Girl Magazine.These aren't as good as yesterday.But I want to find more joke websites and post more jokes.So here they are.

Ruff Love
Three male dogs walking down the street see a beautiful female poodle and start drooling.Aware of her effect on them, the poodle says, "whoever can ust the words liver and cheese together in the cleverest sentence can go out with me." The muscular black lab blurts out, "I love liver and cheese." "thats so childish," says the poodle. The tall shiny golden retriever says, "I hate liver and cheese." The poodle says, "that's as dumb as the lab's try" She turns to the third dog a Chihuahua, and says lte's see what you can do squirt. So he gives a sly smile and turns to the other dogs and says, "Liver alone Cheese mine"

Free{ze} as a bird
David got a parrot for his birthday. Unfortunately it had a bad attitude and screamed expletivetives all the time.Savid trid hard to change the bird's behavior by constantly sayin polite words but it didn't work.Finally in a moment of desperation, David put the parrot in the freezer.He could here the bird squaking kicking and cursing. Then it got quiet.David worried he had hurt the bird so he opened thefreezer.The parrot calmly stepped onto Davieds arm and said I'm sorry.I will change.David was about to ask the bird why he was willing to change just like that but before he could the parrot said, "may I ask what the turkey did?"

Who would have guest?
A mom invited some people to dinner.At the table she turned to her 6 year old daughter and said, "would you like to give the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." the daughter replied. "just say what you've heard mommy say" her mom told her. The girl bowed her and and said, "Dear lord why on earth did i invite all these people here?"

Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey we have a drink named after you" The grasshopper says "Really? you have a drink named Steve?"

Well thats all my magazine gave me i will try to find more Luv U megan

Jokes

Here are some jokes I got off the internet.Enjoy!! ;}

1.A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyser tube for me."
The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma attack."
"Okay, fine. I need you to accompany me to the station to give a blood sample."
"I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."
"Well, then we'll take a urine sample."
"I'm sorry officer I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I'll get really low blood sugar."
"Alright, then I need you to come out here and walk along this white line."
"I'm sorry, officer, but I definitely cannot do that."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm drunk."


2.A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager "How much is that new Barbie in the window?"
The Manager replied, "Which one? We have -
'Barbie goes to the gym'for $19.95 ...
'Barbie goes to the Ball' for $19.95 ...
'Barbie goes shopping for $19.95 ...
'Barbie goes to the beach' for $19.95...
'Barbie goes to the Nightclub' for $19.95 ...
and 'Divorced Barbie' for $375.00."
"Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00, when all the others are $19.95?" Dad asked surprised.
Simple..."Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's House, Ken's boat, Ken's dog, Ken's cat and Ken's furniture."


3.A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.
When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
"Well, how was the honeymoon?" asked the mother.
"Oh mamma!" she exclaimed. "The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic!"
No sooner had she spoken the words than she burst out crying. "But mamma . . . as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language. He's been saying things I've never heard before! All these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home... please mamma!"
"Now Sarah . . ." her mother answered. "Calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words has he been using?"
"Please don't make me tell you, mamma." wept the daughter.
"I'm so embarrassed! They're just too awful! You've got to come get me and take me home... please mamma!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset . . .
Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
Still sobbing, the bride replied, "Oh, mamma . . . words like dust, wash, iron, and cook!"


4.A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father who was a minister, if they could discuss the use of the car. His father took him to his study and said to him, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your bible a little and get your hair cut and we'll talk about it."
After about a month the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss use of the car.
They again went to the father's study where his father said, "Son, I've been real proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you've studied your bible diligently, but you didn't get your hair cut!"
The young man waited a moment and replied, "You know Dad, I've been thinking about that. You know, Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair...."
To which his father replied... "Yes, you're right...
and they also WALKED every where they went!"

5.A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician does in every trick.
Once he understood that, he started shouting in the middle of the show: Look, it's not the same hat. Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table! Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything, it was the captain's parrot after all. One day the ship had an accident and sunk. The magician found himself on a piece of wood, in the middle of the ocean, with the parrot of course. They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day, and another, and another.
After a week the parrot finally said: OK. I give up. What'd you do with the boat?


6.IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She
asked the individual behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He
said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.

7.A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom, he saw ten stands with ten birds on them. Each bird had a sack over its head; only the legs were showing. He sat straight in the front row because he wanted to do the best job possible. The professor announced that the test would be to look at each of the birds' legs and give the common name, habitat, genus and species.
The student looked at each of the birds' legs. They all looked the same to him. He began to get upset. He had stayed up all night studying and now had to identify birds by their legs. The more he thought about it the madder he got.
Finally he could stand it no longer. He went up to the professor's desk and said, "What a stupid test! How could anyone tell the difference between birds by looking at their legs?" With that the student threw his test on the professor's desk and walked to the door.
The professor was surprised. The class was so big that he didn't know every student's name so as the student reached the door the professor called, "Mister, what's your name?"
The enraged student pulled up his pant legs and said, "You tell me buddy! You tell me!"

8.A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial - a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, cheat on your wife, you manipulate people, and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a rising big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"
She again replied, "Why, yes I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster too. I used to baby-sit him for his parents. And he, too, has been a real disappointment to me. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. The man can't build a normal relationship withanyone and his law practice is one of the shoddiest in the entire state. Yes, I know him."
At this point, the judge rapped the courtroom to silence, and called both counselors to the bench. In a very quiet voice, he said with menace, "If either of you asks her if she knows me, you'll be jailed for contempt!"

Luv Megan

My Room

I decorated my room for my Halloween party next friday. Here are some pics.













Hereare some old pics. You've probabbly(spelling ?) seen them on my mom's blog, but then again some of them you might not have seen.




Heather's Belly (she's grown since then)




































There they are pics from christmas 2004 to Halloween right now.Thats it
Luv u all
♥ Megan

Happy Early Halloween

Well before i get to the halloween stuff I'm gonna tell you about what happened in gym today.In gym we've been playing basketball.So far my team {the defeters} have won all the games.So today i'm ready to play so we can make it 4 for 4.So we start the game and everything is going great.Then the ball hits the rim.Luckily for me i was right by the basket so i get the ball and i go to rebound it when tons of other peoplecome after me.We all get tangled and i fall.they kept playing and i was sitting there.I couldn't move some girl steps on so now i'm in even more pain.Finnaly someone yells "someones down." So they go me some ice and i put it on my knee.It took about 45 mins but i can finnaly bend my knee again.But when it was time to go get dressed it took a while to get my pants on.OWWWWWWW!!!!

Anyways about halloween.I'm going to have a halloween party next friday.I know its early but my friend allie thinks she might have a halloween party on halloween {or the day before cuz we have school}.Well I went online and got some recipes but I only want to make two or three things.So I want your guys opion.

Choco Lanterns
INGREDIENTS:
1 ct Cool Whip
2 lg pkg Jello chocolate pudding
12 mini pumpkins
green food coloring
PREPARATION:
Prepare jello pudding according to package directions. Chill until firm. Cut the tops off the pumpkins and remove most of the interior with a sharp knife. Then scoop to even out the inside. Draw faces with perminate marker on pumkins, you may need another pkg of pudding if your pumpkins run big.
Scoop pudding into pumkins until full. Mix Cool Whip and green food coloring and top pumpkins with a spoonful. Keep cool until ready to serve.


Squashed Frogs
INGREDIENTS:
1 Stick margarine
40 Large marshmallows (10 oz. bag)
5 Cups corn flakes cereal
1/2 Teaspoon vanilla (optional)
2 Teaspoons green food coloring
M&Ms. Plain Chocolate Candy
PREPARATION:
Melt margarine in large saucepan. Add marshmallows and cook over low heat, stirring constantly until melted and mixture is syrupy. Remove from heat. Add vanilla and food color. Mix. Add corn flakes and M&Ms and mix until well coated and bright green.
Drop from a tablespoon on a peice of wax paper and cool the globs.


CHOCOLATE COATED MARSHMALLOW MONSTERS
INGREDIENTS

Marshmallows
Chocolate Melts (your color choice) Black decorating gel
Stick marshmallows into a 4" lollipop sticks, and place them in the freezer for about 15 minutes, until they are cold.
PREPARATION
While the marshmallows are chilling, heat one cup of chocolate melts, I used white this time, slowly on a simmering heat (Wilton's Candy Melts work great) in a double-boiler, stirring constantly until the chocolate is completely melted.
Remove the marshmallows from the freezer and dip them lightly in the melted chocolate for a thin coating. To get a Mummy look, swirl them a bit to look like layers of white wrapped around it. Ghosts should be dunked to make a little twisted peak on top. Frankenstein can be dunked and a spoon used to flatten the chocolate on top.
Use a block of Styrofoam to stick them in to cool. If you stick them in the fridge it shouldn't take long for them to set up.
After they harden, you can add faces. Using a small tube of black decorating gel, with a small tip, carefully paint on two ghostly eyes onto the marshmallow. Add a little mouth as well.
STORAGE & SERVING
Pick out the more mummy looking ones and turn them into the undead, like the picture below, last one on the right. You can stick these in sucker cellophane wraps to keep or just stick in your refrigerator but I don't that they'll be around for very long!!
TIP: Use green melts for Frankenstein, Orange for Jack-O-Lanterns, white for ghosts and mummies.

Kitty Litter Cake
1 spice or German chocolate cake mix
1 white cake mix
2 large pkg vanilla instant pudding mix, prepared (I like Bird's® dessert mix)
1 large pkg vanilla sandwich cookies
green food coloring
12 small Tootsie Rolls®

1 new kitty litter pan
1 new plastic kitty litter pan liner
1 new pooper scooper


I'm definitly doing the kitty litter thing. The website had a picture of it and it looked so real.I have my best friend Cady in on it.So i'm going to dare everyone and there will be like a prize or something {excluding me and cady} but me and her will step up to the box and try it.Then when everyone is grossed out we will let them know the secret.Please let me know wich other 2 i should do.
Love ♥ Megan

CMU

Okay sorry it took so long but here is my trip.When we got to OHHS at 5:30 A.M. Mr. Hawkins wasn't there he left the kids incharge and decided he would drive down to CMU by himself.Then we have to pick up uniforms.They gave me a overall thing that was to big and a jacket that was to small.Then I had to get shoes.The size 9 shoe fit just right but they didn't have another 9 so they gave me a 13!!!!!!It was so hard to walk.then i have tons of stuff to carry to the bus.And there is only one bus.Now there is about 65 OHHS members and about 16 SMS members and 10 chapporones.ONE BUS!!!!That was not a fun ride.I slept all the way there cuz of Motion Sickness.And it was early.When we got there we all met up with mr. Hawkins.He didn't have enough snare drums for everybody so me and these two other people {one guy and one girl the guy was cute!!!} had to sit out of practice.Well after practice mr. hawkins says the has snare drums on the way.So then we go to lunch.We had Chinnese so i tell him i don't like chinnese and he says "don't worry they have Mongolian" yeah like thats any better.Then later some kid form our band {Trevor} comes in with Wendy's.Mr. Hawkins never told me that we could eat anywhere but apparently other people were told they could go all around town.So when my friends, Chealse,Allie,and Sahra were done we went to this halloween store we got kicked out by the OHHS people cuz we weren't 16 and you had to be 16 to go in the store.A few of those people weren't 16 either.So we went to Save Alot and i picked up some Resse Bites.After lunch we walked back to the stadium we watched the first half of the game{CMU was leading} and then when the first half ended we got to go play on the field.That went pretty well except the snare drum i had to carry was extremely HEAVEY.Then Mr. hawkins made us leave before the game was finished {the game was tied}.The bus driver put the game on the radio.I fell asleep.So i didn't get to her who one but my friends told me on Monday that EMU won so that sucks but i can't control the game.Well it was fun.it had its down points but everything does.
♥ Megan

Short Blog

I will post about my trip to CMU soon but today i have homework and i have to go through all the fundraiser stuff.By the way i earned 253.50 Love u all

Back To CMU

So as you all know I hate band.Well I found two up sides today but I will save the best for last.On October 5 I get to go to the Midland Parade Of Bands. That seems like fun.But next Saturday I get to go to CMU.the band is meeting a OHHS early in the morning when we get to CMU we will go on the football band and practice.Then when the Football game starts we get to watch for FREE!!!!! Then during half time our band along with others will get to go on the field and play.And both of the events are manditory I just feel bad for my friends Heaven and Allie becuse CMU is the day of her Birthday Party and Midland is the day of Allie's sister baby shower.Otherwise school has been fine.I mean the only thing that is bugging me a little is that in Social Studies I have to sit with Jaque.We have agreed not to fight we've began talking but thats only because we have something in common and that is that we both HATE Kendra.And that we have to do a project together.I have so many Instant Messangers. I have one AOL and one Hotmail and 2 Yahoo's.thats because i'm not supposed to be Ayla's friend because her parents don't like me.And all she has is Yahoo.And my yahoo name is meganbgerth so they would know it was me.So I got a new name.Well thats about it.
♥
Megan

School

Well I started school on Thursday.The second I got there I went to go say hi to my best friend cady and she wasn't my friend.I was so confused.I had just got there.Then Chali told me why she was mad at me.Well Cady was going out with this kid named Levi and she knew I liked him.A few weeks after school had ended she told me she was going to break up with him because he is black.Well I used to have his phone number but she knew I didn't have it anymore but anyways she told me she saw him at a 102.5 party and he told her I called him and told him that she was going to break up with him.Wich I didn't do that.So I told her that finally the next day she said we were friends but that probally won't be long becaouse now she is friends with marisa who controls her life and me and missy aren't great friends.well so far school has been fine I like all my teachers except 2.Mr. Hawkins of course but my languae teacher Mrs. Mcdonald I don't think she likes me much.My favorite right now is Mr. Rutyun the science teacher.I haven't been in gym since fifth grade and back then the teacher was Mr. Taylor.Well I have gym now and the teacher Mr. wren keeps calling me the new grl because he started teaching gym in 6th grade and i haven't been in it with him.My Social Studies teacher Mrs. Buttler is really nice.This year I'm in pre-al.The teacher is Mrs Kruch I had her in 5th grade shes okay.Well anyways on the first day of school my science teacher gave everyone a fundraiser.Every time someone orders something I get half of the money in my account towards all the trips that we will be going on.Right now they think it will all cost $60 not including food.But he says it might go up as gas prices rise.If you would like to order something go to www.frankenmuthfundraising.com If you find something you want DO NOT order it on the website or else the money won't go into my account.Just tell me what you want and I can order it for you.THen you can send the money out and i will ship it to you.For every five orders i get they will enter me in a drawing for $100. The fundraiser ends September 16 thats also when the money is due.I will get the stuff on September 29 then I can ship it out.Well thats about it.
♥ Megan

Days 5&6

Day 5:Today we got to sleep in.I slept till 10:00.Then we had a group meeting because we were supposed to go on a trolley tour and no one wanted to go except Mrs. Green.So she said that if we all went on the tour they would take us all out to the movies.So we went on the trolley.It was so boring I fell asleep.Then we all went back to the mall.We got to shop for a little while.I went to the souvenire shop.Where I bought....Melody a teddy bear.My mom a bear and a key chain.I got my dad a key chain and a coffe cup.Then we headed to rainbow.That was one of my favorite stores.Everything was extremely cheap.There I bought a cute top and skirt.I also bought some other stuff.Then we went to a candy store where I bought.M&Ms,candy ciggarets,bubble gum in a tube {EWWWWWW!},a jaw breaker,and a wonka bar.Then we went up stairs to the movies.We all agreed to see Dukes Of Hazzard.Well except Mrs. Green.She was exremely grouchy during this.Well the movie was awsome.Then we went home and we played a guessing game with Bonza Bottler Beans.I had soap,Pepper,and roasted marshmallow.Then we all went to bed.But amber caused some big problems.Mrs. Green came in there an screamed at her.Then made her sleep out in the hallway.While amber was out there she was crying.that didn't please Mrs. Green.She was yelling at her big time.Mrs. Green was so loud she woke me up.That wasn't a good night.

Day 6:We woke up at about 8 again.Then we all got ready to go to Camp Snoopy.When we got there the first ride i went on was a roller coaster that held 4 people and the cart spun around.In a cart it was me april and this really hot guy.Then we went on a water ride.After that we ate hotdogs for lunch and a cookie for snack.Then we went on a ride called the axe.After that we went on another roller coaster and the ferris wheele.Then we both got 15 minute massages on a chair.it only costed 5 bucks.Then I went back on the spinny roller coaster by myself cuz april felt sick.Then me and her went on the water ride 3 more times.I have a picture of me on the ride.After that we went shopping again.I didn't buy much.I bought some Razzles and a shirt that says...Two Boyfriends Are Better Than One! It's black.After a while we headed home.When we got there everyone packed and went to bed.I even got sleep.

Day 7:We woke up early.Nothing big happened.We had a long way home.We all slept most of the time.And that was all that really happened.

Well so far this week since I've been back I've got sleep.Monday I babysat Sabrina.Tuesday I walked up to K-mart and bought the new Hilary Duff CD Most Wanted.I really like it.And today I have been cleaning out my dresser.Thats about it.

♥ Megan

More About Mall Of America

Day 3:They woke us up at 8 and we ate and headed out to the mall.We started off by going to Under Water Adventures.There we went through an aquarium.I went on a boring simulation ride.Then I went to the gift shop.There I bought Melody a glass dolphin.Then we were on our own to go to lunch and shop the rest of the day shopping.I had Mcdonalds for lunch and dinner again.You know I never thought I could get sick of mcdonalds but it is possible.Then we looked around more.Since I was with april and jane most the time i didn't buy much.All they wanted was clothes for school.Of course they had to go to stores that are really exspensive.I did buy a shirt at Areopastel.Then we metat lego land again and went home.When we got there everyone got there picture taken in there new clothes.Again amber and her friends stayed up late.

Day 4:We got up at 8 again.We went to the Minnesota Science Museum.I didn't think it would be that far away but I was wrong.It was far enough to make me sick.There was thankfully a bag in the car because we couldn't stop on the side of the road.We got to the museum and they again let us go free.This time we didn't have to stay with an adult as long as we had a partner.Me and allie walked around the first floor for a little while.Then I went with april.We went to a show about the space station.I was a volentered {i know i spelled that wrong} I had to put on these goggles that blured my vision like it is on the space staiton.She had me keep them on during the whole prestentation.At the end I took them off to see how quick my brain adapted back to earth.It didn't take but a second.Then I went to another show that was about perception it was cool.Then I got lost from april.I found her at a cafateria.I didn't eat a good lunch.I had crackers and a cookie.Can you belive they didn't have chicken fingers.Then everyone met up again and we went to see an imax movie.It was about different music from all over the world.I liked it.Then we went to a skywalk.We walked all over until we got to the Nicklet Mall.When we got there we went to Applebees for dinner.It was great.Then for desert we went to the best ice cream place in the world.Yes Coldstones.Then we went to a used movie and game store.I bought Scary Movie.Then we walked for along time hoping to find target but we never got there.After that we headed back home.When we got there we played Snorta.Then we took showers and went to bed.And of course I didn't get sleep but oh well.
Tomorrow I will do days 5&6.
♥ Megan

More About Mall Of America

Day 3:They woke us up at 8 and we ate and headed out to the mall.We started off by going to Under Water Adventures.There we went through an aquarium.I went on a boring simulation ride.Then I went to the gift shop.There I bought Melody a glass dolphin.Then we were on our own to go to lunch and shop the rest of the day shopping.I had Mcdonalds for lunch and dinner again.You know I never thought I could get sick of mcdonalds but it is possible.Then we looked around more.Since I was with april and jane most the time i didn't buy much.All they wanted was clothes for school.Of course they had to go to stores that are really exspensive.I did buy a shirt at Areopastel.Then we metat lego land again and went home.When we got there everyone got there picture taken in there new clothes.Again amber and her friends stayed up late.

Day 4:We got up at 8 again.We went to the Minnesota Science Museum.I didn't think it would be that far away but I was wrong.It was far enough to make me sick.There was thankfully a bag in the car because we couldn't stop on the side of the road.We got to the museum and they again let us go free.This time we didn't have to stay with an adult as long as we had a partner.Me and allie walked around the first floor for a little while.Then I went with april.We went to a show about the space station.I was a volentered {i know i spelled that wrong} I had to put on these goggles that blured my vision like it is on the space staiton.She had me keep them on during the whole prestentation.At the end I took them off to see how quick my brain adapted back to earth.It didn't take but a second.Then I went to another show that was about perception it was cool.Then I got lost from april.I found her at a cafateria.I didn't eat a good lunch.I had crackers and a cookie.Can you belive they didn't have chicken fingers.Then everyone met up again and we went to see an imax movie.It was about different music from all over the world.I liked it.Then we went to a skywalk.We walked all over until we got to the Nicklet Mall.When we got there we went to Applebees for dinner.It was great.Then for desert we went to the best ice cream place in the world.Yes Coldstones.Then we went to a used movie and game store.I bought Scary Movie.Then we walked for along time hoping to find target but we never got there.After that we headed back home.When we got there we played Snorta.Then we took showers and went to bed.And of course I didn't get sleep but oh well.
Tomorrow I will do days 5&6.
♥ Megan

7 days of fun :}

Here is what happened on my trip to Mall of America.I will break it up into each day.

Day one: First I woke up at 5:20 A.M. We were supposed to leave by 6:00 but of course the girl scouts are always late. So nothing interesting really happened on the ride there.It was extremely long because this girl named monica didn't feel good so we had to stop every 30 mins. because she had to pee.But she never acually peed she tried but nothing came out.We ate Mcdonalds for lunch and Perkins for dinner.At Perkins I got chicken fingers of corse.But at Perkins they give you two sides.So I got fries and mac&cheese.I asked for my mac&cheese on a separate plate and I wanted no dipping sauce.They said that was fine.When dinner came everything was on the same plate.And there was sauce spilled over almost everything.They didn't get a very big tip from me.Then hours later we got to Roger MN.The house that we were staying at was nice.It was all white.The girls all slept in one big room.I hated it because Amber,Monica,and Casey were up all night talking.So I got very little sleep.

Day Two:They woke us up at about 8.We all ate breakfast.I had apple jacks.They were old.We got to the mall at about 10:30.The mall was HUGE.It has like 525 stores.Thats what a paper says.Mainly we ust looked around because we didn't want to spend money until we saw how much some different things were.I went to Rainforest Cafe for lunch.They had really good food.I had a huge slurpie.Then I got some pictures taken with Allie in some booth.I should have those pictures up when my mom scans them in.I will have tons more when i get my film developed.Anyways.I also got two tee shirts.After that we went to Claires.I got some Happy bunny stickers for my computer keys.Then we looked around a lot more.I did buy an Auntie Annies pretzle.Then we all met to go home.When we went back we watched the Miss Teen USA.Cathrine Laurine was Michigan.She was from right here in West Branch.I was so upset when she came in second.Well then we all went to bed.And again I got no sleep.

Well I will do a few more days tommorow.
♥ Megan

2 more days!!!!

Only 2 more days till i go to Mall Of America.I am sooooooooooooo happy.As of now I have $174.Thank you Mel for 30.I would have more except we went to the dollar store the other day and there were some things for the trip that i needed to buy.Anyways I should be getting 10 from Jermey today.And when I go i will be getting 10 from my mom since that is how much my friend Chali stole.I also heard from my friend april that we will each get 50 dollars spending money from the Girl Scouts.Plus our leader usually gives us money to buy like Mcdonalds for lunch so if i just get a fry i will have more money.
I want to know who you guys are voting to come back in the house for BB.I'm voting over and over again for Kasyar.Michal is okay so I gave him one vote.I'm fine with him coming in.I would prefer Kaysar.Either of them as long as it is not Cappy I can not stand him.Anyways that is about all.
♥ Megan

Fun Weekend

this week end has been fun.Saturday I went to detroit.Iswam and we went to CiCi's for dinner.Jackson was adorable.Then today I went to Sabrina's 8th b-day party.that was okay.me and april helped the kids with the games.One of the games was a pajama relay race.The kids had to run until they came to a pile of pajam's.Me and April helped them button and stuff.I had Sabrina and Sean and April had Bry and Xack.And no i didn't make a mistake they spell {zach} with an x.Then they also had a bean bag toss that game is self explanitory.we also had a rubber ducky race.They each picked a rubber duck.each had a different number.Then they threw the duck of the bridge while me and april were in the water ready to catch the ducks and name a winner.Later on we threw around water balloons.We had cake.I pretened to like it but it was gross.Sean wanted more cake so i told him i was full and he ate the end of mine.well that's about it.I'm gonna try to make the heart like melody im not sure if it'll work.
♥ Megan

New Templates

4 those of u who check my blog everyday my template has been changing alot.Melody has been trying to find me a new 1.Well I had been painting on the computer alot. wen i took pictures @ skool i took sum of Ayla.Well i'm not her frend so i found out how to black out her face wich i m very happy about.On Saturday I m going 2 detroit.Mi mom has a suprise for me and i want 2 know wut it is.So far i m 100% sure i will make mi mall of america goal and then some.I m leaving on August 7th and get home August 13th.So i will have tons of fun.well I love you all.OH I almost forgot.Rissa u should post a picture of your belly so that the people who don't live in California can c how u look.

Stormy Weather

Okay today I was babysitting Beanie.The skies were dark but I didn't think anything of it.Then it got really really really dark.It started pouring.There was tons of thunder and lightnig and really strong winds.I called my dad who got ahold of Bob and I went to my grandma Dorthy's.After a while it cleared up and me and Beanie walked home.When we got home there were police at my neighbors house.A huge tree fell on both of their cars.Then I went to check on the dog and make sure he was okay.Then I saw a huge tree had also fell in our backyard.I have know idea what we are supposed to do with it.Just thought I'd let everyone know.

Nothing New

There's nothing that's new and exciting in my life.I've been babysitting a lot.With Robin I get 10 bucks a day and with Heather I get 5 so I have lots of cash.Right ow I have 40 dollars.I hope to make it to $100 by the time I go to Mall of America in August.I will get $20 from Robin on Friday for babysitting Josh.I will get $10 from my mom when it's time to go.I get that from her because of a problem with a friend {it's a long story}.I had $10 from Robin but when I went to the circus I spent a dollar :{ on a disgusting snow cone.Well as you all can see my life is so boring that I have to resort to blogging about money.

Dirve In

This weekend was lots of fun.I swam a lot on Saturday.Then I went to a drive in.It was sooooo much fun.The first movie we saw was Herbie Fully Loaded.That was very good.The second movie was the Pacifier.I had already saw that but it was good.I tried to sit on the hood of the car.That was not fun.I got comfy with part of my body on the hood another on the glass and my legs on the trunk.I was fine up there until a june bug came along then I got down.I ended up sitting on the ground.Then on Sunday I went to my cousin Devin's birthday party.He turned one.I had fun because it was close to a lake.We got home and my friend Chali went home.Then I watched The Next Food Network Star.I was so happy when the gay couple Dan and Steve won.That's It.Love Y'all.

Babysittting

Today I babysat Bryan and Sean.They got here at about 4:30.The first thing I had planned for them to do was make Fruit Loop necklaces wich went suprisingly well.While they made the necklaces I packed a picnic bag since we didn't have a basket.When they were done we walked up to the school park.We had some dificulties with Sean not eating his food.When he decided he was full I told him that meant no pudding.Then they played a little and we went home.When we got home we listened to music and had a little dance.When I say little I mean I was dancing.Bryan played and Seanie tried to read a book.Melody called and they talked to her.After that I danced a little more.I promised the boys if they were good and talked to Melody that I would play a game with them.We played hide the toy.Wich is like hide and seek except you hide a toy instead.Seanie got very whiney so he had to sit out a few rounds.After that I danced some more then we wated IMF {The International Music Feed} wich has music videos from all over the world.Then I of course danced some more.After awhile of dancing Robing called.She told me she would be home at about 12:30 a.m. that didn't please the boys they started crying and their mom tried to calm them down.That didn't work.I said how about we play a game and at that instant they stoped crying and sat on the floor.We played Chutes and Ladders.Bryan won.Then we watched t.v. Then they fell asleep.Right now I'm just typing this blog and waiting for the return of their mom.Love Y'all.

Everything is AAA Okay

This will be a quick little blog.I wanted to let everyone know that I got all A's on my report card.Thats it.Love Y'all

Nothing New

There is nothing exciting. I went to my friends 13 b-day party that was lots of fun even though I was the only one there.I get to babysit Bryan AND Sean on Friday.Also on Friday my friend Chali is coming over.She is coming to Detriot with us.My mom has a surprise for my dad and it is bugging me sooooo bad.Well that's about is.Love y'all.

Pary Over Here

I had my party and everything went great.I only had 2 people but that was good enough for me.I made dinner and suprisingly they liked it.We watched "Little Nicky"
an Adam Sandler movie.Then we went to the park.It was just Me,Cady,and Apil.Then we came home and ate Jello.I had made two boxes and Cady ate like have of the bowl.THat was funny.I never new that she liked Jello so much.Then we just did stuff like games and talk.Then really late at night we were all hungry.We were trying to find something to eat.April suggested eggs and toast,but it was like 1:30 A.M and I said maybe just the toast.So I made toast.Then they fell asleep while I stayed up and watched T.V.In the morning we had toast again.We played around then went back to the park to go swimming AGAIN.This time it was Me,Cady,April,Levi{Cady's boyfriend},Ivan{Levi's cousin},Alex{April's boy friend},Ian{a kid from school},and Justin{a kid from school}.That was fun.We left earlier than expected because there was a thunderstorm statring.Levi and Ivan walked part of the way home with us.Then as soon as we got home it statred to pour.Cady went home at about 2:55 and April left at about 3:45ish.Thats about it.Bi

1 more day!!!!!!

Tomorrow is the last day of school.This will not be a long blog.Tomorrow I am inviting some friends over for the last day of school.I have a lot of stuff to get ready like...Jello,Music,Movies,Makeup,Questions,Games,ect.Well Got to go.

Your not seeing things I'm posting

Sorry it's been so long I just have been bored and nothing good to post.Well I got 100% on a S.S. test.Thats and easy class.The next like 6 or 7 days are going to be really hard.Schools almost out.That means all the classes are trying to get in everthing squeezed in.We have final exams all this week and most of next week.We get out next Thursday.Friday I will have a lot going on.I have to help the Elementary ends with Field Day again.I did that today and I got sunburnt.Then also on Friday I have a S.S. test and my language teacher Mrs. Beamish (who recently became a Grandma) is taking her classes to D.Q.So I have a lot to do.There is this kid named Brandon who I like.He moved a few months ago and I wanted to get in touch with him.This kid named Justin Ward said he would talk to Brandon for me.He doesn't have any info of where he is but he said he would find out.Brandon isn't that cute.I forgot to say we also have a good bye Mr. D. dance on Friday and a school's out for the summer school spirit day on Friday.Well I probbaly won't post until school's done because as you can tell I have a lot going on.If I have time I will.Thats about him.

Sorry I haven't posted in a while

Sorry Melody's been here for a while so I haven't had time to post.First off the answer the joke is "because they didn't have 50 cents" grandpa's answer would have been another good answer.Well I had a great time with Mel but I will let her tell you everything in her blog thats it.

Jokes

Here are some jokes from my Cosmo Girl Magazine.You may have heard some but I think they're funny.
Louvre Me Alone
A guy in Paris stals several paintings from the Louvre Museum.But after he gets them out past security, his van runs out of gas two blocks away from the museum and he gets caught.The police ask how he could mastermind such a complex crime and then make such a moronic error.The thief replies, "I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the van Gough.

Idiot Savant
On the first day of freshman year a sarcastic teacher asks, "if there are any idiots in the room will they please stand up?"After a long silence one freshman rises to his feet."Now then mister why do you consider youself and idiot?" inquires the teacher."Well actually I don't." says the student "but I hate seeing you stand up there all alone."

Q:Why didn't G-Unit get on the bus?
A:I will answer this in my next blog I would like you guys to comment on what you think the answer is.

Charmed And Dangerous
One night a girl brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents.they are appaled by his appearance:leather jacket,motorcycle boots,tattoos,and a pierced nose.Later they pull there daughter aside to express their concern.Dear says the mother he doesn't seem very nice.Oh please says the daughter If he weren't nice why would he be doing 500 hours of comunity service?

Space Cadet
A guy is pumping gas when all of a suden a spaceship lands at the next pump.An alien gets out and starts fueling up his ship.The guy watches and notices the letter UFO on the side of the ship.He asks the alien does that mean unidentified flying object?The alien lookas at him funny and says Uh no Unleaded fuel only.

Altar-ior Motives
At a wedding rehearsal, the groom says to the pastor, "this $100 bill is yours if you change the vows--just leave out the part where I promise to love,obey,and honor her as long as we both shall live."He gives the pastor the bill and walks away satisfied.During the vows the pastor turns to the groom and says,"Do you promise to obey her every command,serve her breakfast in bed daily,and swear never to look at another woman as long as you both shall live?" The groom gulps and in a shaky voice says,"Yes." The he hisses to the pastor,"hey we had a deal!" The pastor quietly returns the $100 bill and whispers to the groom,"she made me a better offer."

Thats it Bi.

Report Card

We got report cards today and I was so set to get a horrible grade in band.In band our grade was based on how well we did our solos in class.The precusion {me}did a quartet.We stank!!!!!!!!!!!!!Then the other thing that our grade was based on was the practice mintutes.I had 20 for the whole marking peroid.Well today I got my report card I got an A in social studies,A in math,A in language arts,A in science,A in student aid,A- in band.Hey it's better than and E.So I did good.Thats it.

Lemony Snickets

OMG!!!!!Today when my dad got home from work he said that since I have been good lately and have been helping out around the house my mom and dad got me a suprise.Then he pulled out Lemony Snickets I was so happy.Thank You Thank You Thank You mom and dad.I tried calling my mom but my dad said she would be at her meeting.Oh yeah and Grandpa that was the cutest little song the "My Weenies Wet" song I cracked up.As you guys can see I've been having good days.That it.

I am not a thief!!!!

Today I went to Wall-Mart with my parents.We got a bunch of stuff and then went through the camera isle and stuff like that.Me and my dad were looking at the cameras while my mom was off doing something else.I noticed that there was a really small camera.Then I touced it and an alarm went off I freaked out and felt like I was going to have a heart attack.I started saying "all I did was touch it.The lady behinde the counter asked me wich one I touched I showed her the small one she said it had been going off a lot today.I will never touch a camera in that store again!

CMU

This wasn't one of our better field trips.We were going to go swimming is what our teachers told us so I put my bathing suit on under my clothes.When we got to the SAC {Student Activity Center} they put all of us in a room and explained the rules then told us they couldn't get any life guards so we couldn't go swimming.That made me really mad because I don't get to go swimming all that often and I love to swim and I was exspecting to swim so that put a damper on the day.I played volleyball and found out thats not the best sport for me.I wanted to try wallyball but all the rooms were filled up.Then I me and my friend Ayla wanted to bowl so I went to see how much it would cost and it was $2.80 a person and I didn't want to pay that all I had was $19.00 so that was out of the question.While at the SAC I bought a medium slushi and a cookie since I didn't eat breakfast because I do that at school and we weren't at school for breakfast.Then it was time for lunch and nothing big happened then.Then it was time for the tour wich was fun.There was a lot of walking involed but still fun.The library is so cool they have moving shelves that if you push a button it slides over.Then we went to the store.There I bout a sucker,a cool pink CMU binder that has flowers and butterflies,and something that I can't say for a little while but I will tell you in another post.Their school is almost out so the campous was having a gathering type thing it had moon bounces and other inflatiable slides and stuff.They also had free suckers,jollyrangers,hot dogs hamburgers,pop,cotton candy,snow cones,and popcorn.I was going to get cotton candy but the line was really long.But other than the SAC the rest of the day was fun.

Nothing New

Well nothing big has happened.My friend came over this weekend.Well today whne we went to school we got in a pretty big fight.I get to go to CMU on Friday that is going to be lots of fun.I have to be at school by 7:30 a.m. thats early for me.I normally wake up at 8:10.That's all that is new.

Bryan

I babysat Bryan today.He was such a little brat.He wanted to go to sleep earl when I said he couldn't he started throwing a fit.Then my dad came home and he went from bad to worse.He would scream,yell,talk back,and disobey everything me or my dad would tell him to do.He gave me such a huge headache.Well he did so much annoyin stuff I can't remember it all.Well I'm almost ready for bed I have a dance tomorrow and I want to get some sleep.Love You All goodnight.

Bloopers!!!!!! :}

This one was April's mistake. This one wasn't to bad. This is Nichole.She is camera shy so it took a lot of convincing to get pictures. Nichole again.She was trying to cover her face but I still got a picture.I'm good. The next one is of me giving a speach about the population of Morocco in Social Studies class.I made the cover {with a lot of help from my mom} and gave the speach about the poputlaion.I had to work with a group where I liked one girl and couldn't stand one kid who never does his work.Well we got our grade back today.We got a B+.She put notes on there.They said very nice cover {by me} and good job next to the population {again me}.Here's the picture. I won't be able to take the camera to the dance but thats okay. That's it.

Sorry No Bloopers Today.:[

Sorry but I'm busy trying to figure out what is wrong with the camera that I'm not really in the mood to post pictures.The camera lens won't pop out.

School Pictures

I took alot of pictures today.I will give you my favorites today and tomorrow will be my bloopers and some that weren't that bad but not good enough.
Okay this is starting from the left,April,Erica,Allie. This one is of my best friend Cady.
Me and my friend Cady.
Cady in orange Kendra on swing.
Cady. The backround looks fake.

This is Kalena she is funny and loud. Kendra she's a good friend of mine.

This is starting from the left,Rejean,Cady,Ayla,Erin.
I don't like this picture of me but then again I don't like any pictures of me. Don't forget tomorrow I should have some pics. that didn't make the cut. I may have some good ones to.Also I have a dance Firday and I want to take the camera to the dance.

Yesterdays Pictures

Heres one of all three kids.Sabrina,Sean,Bryan.I tried to get Josh in the picture but he didn't want to get it taken. As you can see I love taking pictures.Espeacialy if they are of Josh.I took a lot of pictures of Josh but I'm not putting them all up. Here are the induvidual pictures of the other 3 kids. Well thats all the pictures.Except for the ones that didn't make the cut.This is really hard to post pictures but now that I know how I want to post pictures more.

Short Update

Today we got Joshua [Jermey's son] Jermey is Robin's husband.We never get him so it was fun.He is so cute and at the same time so mean.I was letting him pet the cat then he came in my bedroom and looked at my fuzzy rug and started petting it.Then he looked at me and said kitty.He was fun.We had all the kids today Josh,Sean,Bryan,and Sabrina.They were ok for being kids.I took some pictures and will have them posted tomorrow [hopefully].My mom is showing me how to load pictures but my computer doesn't seem to like the idea of me loading them because it's not working but I'm going to try them tomorrow.

Books,Cookies,What More Do I Need

Don't worry about the last post I typed the title and accidently hit enter so it was published.Well school was great today.I took a Science Chapter Test.We had 4 cheat sheets it was so easy.I finished a movie called The Orphan Train with Glen Cose.Then I came home and got the mail.I had a package from Aunt Kathy.It was All Abouts I love those.Then I came in my room while my dad napped and I went out in the living room to get the phone in case it rings and my dad said he went to the library to get a book for my mom and they had a book I signed up for called The Killing Club.It's a book writen by Marcie Walsh.She wrote on One Life To Live.I love that show.As you can see I had a good day.

Books,Cookies,What Else Do I Need

School

School has been okay lately.I got 100% on a Language Arts test.In a recent post I said I was mad at my friend Cady but we are now friends again.It's 7th grade we're going to get in a lot of fights.I have a big Social Studies project due on Monday.I also have a Languae Arts project due on Thursday which I'm taking a break from working on right now.I know Melody wants me to talk about the kids.Sabrina got her hair cut[by Heather]and it looks nice.She had a few nits so Heather cut it.The boys are doing okay they made a friend that lives a few houses down from us so they're over there most of the time.The kid lives in the green house if Melody remembers where thats at.Thats all thats new here.

KFC

Today was an adventurous day.First I had to help my mom lay down tiles[which I didn't do a very good job].Then we went to do laundry over at Robin's house and that took forever.Then Robin took me,Sean,Sabrina,and Bryan all to KFC in Houghton lake had an awesome car ride there only misbehaved a few times.We got into KFC and the kids were very funny.Sean right in the middle of the restraunt said "this food is gross" we got a kick out of that.Then Sabrina said "I know what Chicken comes from, a cow!!LOL" that was even funnier.Bryan wasn't hiself he wasn't as hyper.They all pigged out on food and chocolate milk 'till they were stuffed.Then since they were so good they each got a chocolate candy bar.Brayn and Sabrina started pushing Sean back and forth and Robin said stop or Sean will get sick.Not a minute later she was right he got sick.Then it seemed to be a chain reaction in the back seat all the kids were getting sick.I was in the front seat closing my eyes,ears,and nose praying that I wouldn't get sick myself.We had to stop at Gesse and get my dad.Luckily he cleaned it up.We stoped a a car was and vacumed the rest up.Then we had to buy an air freshener because I couldn't stand the smell.As you can see the car ride home was a very unpleasant one!!!!!

School

Sorry I didn't post yesterday but my blog was all messed up.Everytime I would hit post blog it would take me to a refresh page but it didn't work.School wasn't fun today.The only good part was I got Little Ceasers for lunch because I raised my math grade.Today I got in an argument.So me and my friend Cady aren't friends anymore.She wasn't even the person I got in an argument with.I have no idea why shes mad at me.I got to babysit yessterday wich was not fun.Bryan is always a little brat!!!!:}He had a lot of candy that day so he was really hyper wich does not mix with bratty.Thats all the new things.

School

School was fun today. My friend broke up with her boyfriend because he was flirting with another one of our friends. That was the only bad thing today. I got 1 question wrong on my math test. I have 2 tests tomorrow. I joined a walking club. During recess some people walk about 1 mile. It's fun but we miss some of lunch. I'm babysitting right now. I had just typed about my blog around 5:00 but when i went to post it a refresh page came up and now it doesn't work. My dad tried to fix it but it didn't work so I'm on my moms computer. Oh and about the kids their annoyig as usal but their are good. Well thats all that is new.

I finally got a blog!

Hi I finally got a blog. It seems it took me long enough. I don't really have anything interesting to say. I was nominated for some Youth award. And I'm student of the week. Thats all thats knew. I'm sure you guys don't care about my friends life. Thats all that new.