Okay here are some jokes from my Cosmo Girl Magazine.These aren't as good as yesterday.But I want to find more joke websites and post more jokes.So here they are.
Ruff Love
Three male dogs walking down the street see a beautiful female poodle and start drooling.Aware of her effect on them, the poodle says, "whoever can ust the words liver and cheese together in the cleverest sentence can go out with me." The muscular black lab blurts out, "I love liver and cheese." "thats so childish," says the poodle. The tall shiny golden retriever says, "I hate liver and cheese." The poodle says, "that's as dumb as the lab's try" She turns to the third dog a Chihuahua, and says lte's see what you can do squirt. So he gives a sly smile and turns to the other dogs and says, "Liver alone Cheese mine"
Free{ze} as a bird
David got a parrot for his birthday. Unfortunately it had a bad attitude and screamed expletivetives all the time.Savid trid hard to change the bird's behavior by constantly sayin polite words but it didn't work.Finally in a moment of desperation, David put the parrot in the freezer.He could here the bird squaking kicking and cursing. Then it got quiet.David worried he had hurt the bird so he opened thefreezer.The parrot calmly stepped onto Davieds arm and said I'm sorry.I will change.David was about to ask the bird why he was willing to change just like that but before he could the parrot said, "may I ask what the turkey did?"
Who would have guest?
A mom invited some people to dinner.At the table she turned to her 6 year old daughter and said, "would you like to give the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." the daughter replied. "just say what you've heard mommy say" her mom told her. The girl bowed her and and said, "Dear lord why on earth did i invite all these people here?"
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey we have a drink named after you" The grasshopper says "Really? you have a drink named Steve?"
Well thats all my magazine gave me i will try to find more Luv U megan
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Two guys walk into a bar ,,, Waht did they say?
- "OUCH"
Its nice to have a good laugh in the morning.
yeah i heard that one about the three guys who walk into a bar my friend cady {well ex-friend cady} told me that.It took me awhile but i finally got it.
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